Seen on the side of a bottle of Poland Springs ‘fruit a’peel’ spritzer:

[laurion]

Seen on the side of a bottle of Poland Springs ‘fruit a’peel’ spritzer:

WARNING: Spritzers under pressure. Point away from people you like. If you like my bubbles keep me cool.

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[laurion]

Nope. Poland Springs. From Worcester, MA.

[umbran.livejournal.com]

This does not mean it isn't a bad translation to English. I mean, from Worchesterese, would it be surprising? :p