Seen on the side of a bottle of Poland Springs ‘fruit a’peel’ spritzer:

[laurion]

Seen on the side of a bottle of Poland Springs ‘fruit a’peel’ spritzer:

WARNING: Spritzers under pressure. Point away from people you like. If you like my bubbles keep me cool.

Originally published at lebor.net. You can comment here or there.

Comments

[koboldninja-5.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I applaud efforts at humor, but they seem to be the goal for everything these days.

[breakinglight11.livejournal.com]

For a minute I thought it was some kind of bad translation to English.

[laurion]

Nope. Poland Springs. From Worcester, MA.

[umbran.livejournal.com]

This does not mean it isn't a bad translation to English. I mean, from Worchesterese, would it be surprising? :p