And in this corner....

I currently have ringside seats to the WWF's paper bag matchup. Two cats enter, one cat leaves. Ozy (the heavyweight) and Tica (the bantamweight) are wrestling in, over, and around a fresh Stop and Shop paper bag. It's gone back and forth as to which one has been in the bag while the other attacks, and I suspect it'll end in a dramatic draw, and the belt will be contested by fans of both sides, leaving open the possibilty of a rematch.

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